I get it Ezra, all that smug gives the bloats. Plus their lean meat is super stringy and gets caught between the teeth. Halflings are much more appetizing, nice meaty flavour, good marbling, and they love to self-marinate!
Also, what kind of ketchup are we talking about? The Chinese original, the British version, the American version of the British version, or the Philippines version of the American version?
(If you don’t know: the ingredients for each are respectively fish, mushroom, tomato, and banana. If you’ve ever wondered why it’s often specifically labeled as “tomato ketchup” instead of just “ketchup”, now you know.)
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I get it Ezra, all that smug gives the bloats. Plus their lean meat is super stringy and gets caught between the teeth. Halflings are much more appetizing, nice meaty flavour, good marbling, and they love to self-marinate!
And they even come with their own cutlery.
I’d recommend lean beef. Lots of protein and iron.
But not a steak. Vampires don’t like steaks.
Especially when their unhealth is at stake.
Pretty nice of her to recognize she’s smug.
Also, what kind of ketchup are we talking about? The Chinese original, the British version, the American version of the British version, or the Philippines version of the American version?
(If you don’t know: the ingredients for each are respectively fish, mushroom, tomato, and banana. If you’ve ever wondered why it’s often specifically labeled as “tomato ketchup” instead of just “ketchup”, now you know.)
Why would you put banana ketchup on a dire rat? That’s just silly.
I’m impressed. You must have worked hard to ketchup with all the derivatives.