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“Pretty sure that’s just an endtable, Bob.”
I have been slain.
You, sir, are the slayer.
My lungs may never recover.
Keep at it.
Maxim #40: “Having any furniture, statue, or other inanimate object that looks too much like you may lead to unfortunate mix-ups.”
That “you smug bastard” line gets me every time!
“Out having adventurers.” . . . I see what you did there.