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Hopkin doesn't realize that the only thing worse than being volunteered is being volunteered by automaton.

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Level 14: #22

Chapter: Level 14 — The Mother of Invention
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  1. Isenoxyd
    September 24, 2025, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    “Oh, wait, she’s smiling!” “We are DOOMED!”
    (https://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-187/)

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    • Black Mantha
      September 24, 2025, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      She’s not just smiling, she’s *cheerful*.

      So much for subtle effects.

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      • Brandon
        September 28, 2025, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

        She did just get promoted, along with some praise from her boss. That would put a spring in most anyone’s step.

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  2. NaCly Dog
    September 24, 2025, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    Yet another cunning plan from the enemy. Like that ever works. Plot amor is very strong.

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    • Mary Catelli
      September 24, 2025, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

      Madeline DID die.

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      • matt w
        September 24, 2025, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

        She got better!

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        • Mary Catelli
          September 25, 2025, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

          So did Grinner. Not to mention that dwarf that Cube ate. TWICE.

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  3. NaCly Dog
    September 24, 2025, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Thanks for being early!

  4. C T
    September 24, 2025, 11:46 am | # | Reply

    Did he alter Dorilys’s good luck to bad luck? That would change the odds. To misquote, “the gods of luck do roll dice.”

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    • Fellow
      September 24, 2025, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

      Dorilys is normally very careful about using her luck powers. Because if she uses it carelessly, it could be really bad. And that sounds like a rather subtle change, doesn’t it?

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    • Mary Catelli
      September 24, 2025, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      Dorilys is a cleric of luck. Not good luck. Not bad luck. Luck.

      Remember that her reaction to being turned green with the rest of her party was that their luck could have been worse.

      I suspect she’s too happy to have good judgment.

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  5. Fellow
    September 24, 2025, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

    (Woah what the hell, my random profile square changed to purple?)

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  6. SemiOld
    September 24, 2025, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Still waiting for the missing arm to make a dramatic reappearance.

    • matt w
      September 24, 2025, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

      Doesn’t Derek have it?

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      • themadpsychologist
        September 24, 2025, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

        MY WORD

  7. hewhosaysfish
    September 24, 2025, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    I asked chatGPt and it told me that being volunteered by an automaton was actually a good thing….

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  8. Eguzky
    September 24, 2025, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    I am gonna laugh if the way the defenders figure out what is going on is that the Princess stops smoking.

    Also, the formerly Wight Knight was being very open about the workshop being an important place to defend. Odd info to give out.
    I wonder if there’s a spy in that group that the Princess knows about?

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    • Mary Catelli
      September 25, 2025, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

      Those people were hired to defend. Telling them what is crucial is important.

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    • Scarlet Knight
      September 26, 2025, 8:12 am | # | Reply

      *SPOILER*

      I would love if it’s Kit who notices the changes in Presti. “It’s nothing special, your Highness…a mother just…knows!”

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  9. Will
    September 24, 2025, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    Oh ye foolish bucket of bolts, and not the guiding kind. Don’t you know that pride is positively correlated with a fall?

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    • Nerva
      September 24, 2025, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      I wonder if he mistakenly used the Python on himself without realizing it.

      If it can make a gibbering mouther intelligible and loquacious, it can make a humble genius into a arrogant dunce.

    • Scarlet Knight
      September 26, 2025, 8:09 am | # | Reply

      Don’t you find it ironic that robots always speak of not having emotions, which makes them superior which in turn causes the emotion of pride?

  10. TB Tabby
    September 25, 2025, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    Nobby could have warned Hobkin about this. You never, ever volunteer.

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    • 627235
      September 25, 2025, 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Of course not, you are being volunteered.
      Just remember, when there’s a “volunteers, step forward”-kind of situation, it’s good practice to be among those who take a step back.

      • TB Tabby
        September 26, 2025, 1:38 am | # | Reply

        Nobby always takes two steps back.

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    • idanbhk
      September 25, 2025, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      Only volunteer to guarding bridges.

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      • Nerva
        September 25, 2025, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, not even then. You do know the story of Benkei, don’t you? Not to mention every bridge troll that’s ever existed.

        Being a bridge guard lasts exactly as long as it takes for the narrative to demand someone on the opposite side of the conflict to cross that bridge. Then it’s not a question of if you will die, but how.

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        • idanbhk
          September 26, 2025, 6:21 am | # | Reply

          Well, Nobby doesn’t make sure nobody crosses the bridge; He makes sure no one steals it.

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  11. idanbhk
    September 25, 2025, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if the Viscount is intentionally being a bit dim, to keep the bot certain of its superiority.

    Also, the bot seemed to be very certain that the castle’s defenders are quite weak, and now all of a sudden it’s a delicate situation against clever foes? I don’t think the rust monster is responsible to that change.

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  12. Puppeteen
    September 25, 2025, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    Face it, Hopkin. Your job is going to be replaced by automation one way or another.

  13. Brandon
    September 25, 2025, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    Tin can is subtle
    Hopkin hopes to restore pride
    Miss Fortune patrols

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  14. evileeyore
    September 26, 2025, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

    Oh no, Miss Fortune is about to smile upon someone!

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    • Mary Catelli
      September 28, 2025, 4:00 pm | # | Reply

      Miss Happ.

      • Brandon
        September 28, 2025, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

        Her real, true surname
        Wish I had remembered that
        For my poor haiku

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        • Mary Catelli
          September 29, 2025, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

          Meter is an issue.

      • evileeyore
        September 30, 2025, 10:10 am | # | Reply

        (It’s for the line, for the line!)

  15. Zero
    September 26, 2025, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    Happy Happ.

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    • Mary Catelli
      September 29, 2025, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

      It happens.

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