Chapter 6
The
Vizier’s last words echoed dully in her head, but
When she got close enough to better peer through the crowds, she froze with a sudden gasp that stung her throat. A line of her regular customers stood around her entrance, grumbling and resolute. In the middle of the line, towering above everyone else, were the two Simials who were so captivated by her singing. The line of angry customers was facing off against a few Oil-men, who stood their ground with mocking sneers, each bearing a broad metal shield along with their usual wrench. From inside the restaurant came a jarring crash, a clatter of furniture being thrown against wall, a moment before a chair was thrown through the window, sending an arc of glass shards into the street. The crowd surged angrily, roaring as one, and the Oil-men lifted their wrenches, just looking for the first opportunity to counter-attack.
Suddenly
feeling lost,
“Who are
you to–
“Oh, what happened
to your face? Quickly, quickly, come
along, we must get you something for that. Come along now, I have just the
ointments for that.” Her voice dropped a
level as she steered
The streets
turned into stairs, which turned into a carpeted hallway, which turned into a
narrow metal alley.
“You’ll have to pardon me, my dear. Half the suite is still closed while those two idiots work out what’s wrong. Come into the sitting room, I’ll fix you some nice tea.” Reichardt-Brown bustled her in and lead her through a lavish corridor, lined with elegant marble statues and round, dusty mirrors. A single, bespectacled servant stood at the end by the door. Her glasses flashed as she bowed slightly.
“Ma’am.”
“Mercie, please take my young friend here to the sitting
room, and get her some nice clothes and a robe.
The poor child’s clothes are soaked through.” Reichardt-Brown
turned an indulgent smile to
The first
thing that caught her eye was an enormous velvet painting. Depicting a sallow-faced,
sad gentleman, with hair so fine he at first appeared to be bald, the portrait
dominated one wall of the sitting room.
Underneath stood a small dresser, on which sat a pitcher of water and a
set of glasses. Overcome by a sudden
ravenous thirst,
She changed quickly into her new clothes, and had just finished lacing up her old moccasins when a knock came from the door.
“Come–“ was all
“Here,
dear, drink some of this. Then I have a
cream for your burns.” Reichardt-Brown managed to
fuss over
Reichardt-Brown stood, smoothed her pleated house dress, then bustled out of the room, closing the door behind
her.
“–nonsense,
I’ll get rid of them. You go remove
anything from this corridor that would be ruined by water damage. No, not the carpet, you’ll never move
it. Those paintings, yes, hurry now.” Mercie’s footsteps
pattered down the length of the corridor.
“Evening, ma’am. Might we have a word?” Reichardt-Brown snorted in a rather unlady-like fashion.
“I called the Oil-men days ago, and yet, more than half my pipes are still leaking. I hope you don’t expect a tip now.”
“Ah, nothing like that, ma’am, for we’re here on official business, we are.”
“My repair request isn’t official?”
“Let’s just
say that’s... less official. Though if
you cooperate with us I wouldn’t be surprised if, say, a few of our boys were
suddenly freed up…”
“All right,
come in. What can I do for you?” Heavy footfalls sounded down the corridor,
and
“We understand you’re a regular customer of the Seashell Bistro.”
“I’ve been there once or twice, yes.”
“Are you familiar with the owner?”
“That old lech? What’s he done now? Still skimping on the beef, I bet.”
“No
ma’am. That bistro is owned by one…” a
shuffling of papers filled the pause, “Pella Juren. Do you know her?”
“I’m afraid I don’t.” said Reichardt-Brown, with a twinge of impatience.
“Might we look around?” This was a new voice, deeper and gravelly.
“I’m afraid you can’t. I told you, my suite’s pipes are leaking and I cannot abide furthering the damage.”
“Leaky
pipes, eh? Is that why you’re standing
between me and the door?”
“Yes, it
is. As I said, I cannot – oh, you
thug! Get away from there! Don’t open—“
From the other side of the door came nothing but the faint sounds of dripping. A pair of groans soon followed, low to the ground.
“Well,” came Reichardt-Brown’s voice,
wavering slightly, “I hope some of your ‘boys,’ such as they are, will be
‘freed up’ soon. How soon can I expect a
clean-up team, then?”
“Well, nothing like the threat of real work to send the Oil-men scampering. Mercie, be a dear and tell our guest she should stay in the room and finish her tea. It’s not quite hospitable out here at the moment.”
Their conversation was interrupted by a knock at the sitting room door.
“Allow me,” said Reichardt-Brown, standing to open the door. “Ah, Mercie. How goes the carpet cleaning?”
“A Messieurs Casp and Grumb to see you, ma’am.” Mercie’s nose wrinkled under the bridge of her glasses as she uttered the name.
“They’re
here?” asked
“I should
hope so! They were so embarrassed about
failing their last job for me that they undertook a new one at steep, steep
discount. And you know how much they
hate that.” Reichardt-Brown
arched a perfectly manicured eyebrow, and
There was a scuffle in the hallway and Mercie barely ducked in time as Casp sauntered into the room, bearing a large crate before him. Like a mountain in a painting, Grumb just loomed outside the door.
“Got in and out without a fuss, Missus.” He set the crate by
“You got my things from the restaurant? How’d you do that?”
“That ol’ Grumb, he’s a sneaky one, he is. He don’t look very sneaky, but that’s just ‘cuz he’s sneakier than he looks, because otherwise he wouldn’t be any sneaky at all, see?”
“Oh, you’re
amazing!”
“I thought I’d never see this stuff again!”
“Go on, check that it’s all there. We’ll make another pass at the bistro if we have to.”
“Impressive, gentlemen.” Reichardt-Brown murmured approvingly, and the tips of Casp’s ears turned red.
Sitting
back on Reichardt-Brown’s divan,
She shrugged, and smiled up at Casp.
“Just about everything, guys! Thanks!”
“Just about? Hey now, what’d we miss?”
“Aw, it’s nothing. A little wax cylinder a friend gave me.”
“A recording cylinder?” Casp’s
bushy eyebrows rose. He and Grumb shared a look
“Well, yes. It’s not important enough to risk—“
“Say no
more! We’re on the job!” Casp tipped his
helmet with a flourish to
“Casp, you don’t have anything to prove! I don’t need it, really! It was just a memento.”
“Nonsense! Casp and Grumb never leave two unfinished jobs in one day! We’ll be back in an hour, tops!”
“Wait!” But the pair had already disappeared from
view. A moment later,
“Brainless,
but they have heart. Don’t worry,
Once Casp judged they were safely out of Reichardt-Brown’s earshot, he turned to Grump, muttering quickly as they sped down the Upper Stories corridor.
“Good thing
you di’n’t open your mouth back there, Grumb ol’ boy. That lady would have thrown a right fit if
you told her we saw them Oil-men playing that cylinder. Now I know what you’re thinkin’,
and I agree. It don’t make no sense. Why would
them thugs camp out in
“Maybe they went there for the music, too.” Grumb grunted.
“Let’s find out, shall we? I got me a bad feeling in my spleen about this, I tell you, and my spleen don’t ever lie, s’truth.”
Reaching the intersection of two hallways, the pair stopped and looked around, Casp wearing his best nonchalant face. Seeing the coast clear, they immediately pulled a set of automatic ratchets from their kits. With a synchronized twist at the worn bolts, the pair managed to unlatch and slide away one of the floor panels that separated the Upper Stories from the Gearworks. Below they lay a dense briar patch of gears and cogs, metal teeth clicking endlessly. The briars sent down roots into the Lower Steps below, and the root they now peered down dived in angles and jags into the brightly lit rooftop opening of the Seashell Bistro.
“Right then, ol’ fella. Let’s bustle on down while we still have the element o’ surprise.”
“I think someone already has it.” Grumb rumbled, pointing a blunted finger down at the rooftop. Casp followed the gesture, then threw himself back against the wall.
“It’s a refiner! They found us!” Grumb’s massive brow slowly wrinkled as he peered down below.
“They don’t know we’re here. And the other one isn’t a refiner, I don’t think.”
“No, you don’t think. Of course they’re after us, why else would they be here?”
“Maybe they just want to listen to the music, too?”
Casp inched over to the gap in the floor and peered over the edge. The man dressed like a refiner had seen better days. His blue robes were tattered and dirty, and his hair was a tangled mane. A sword hung from his belt in a scabbard, and the mere fact that it was sheathed calmed Casp considerably. The refiner was having an animated discussion with another man. From his vantage point, Casp could clearly see the other man was no refiner. In fact looked far too old to be sitting on a rooftop to begin with. He couldn’t catch the words of their conversation, but the gestures made it clear they were discussing whether or not to go in through the roof.
“Now that’s odd.” Casp muttered. Grumb gave him a quizzical look. “If they’re hiding from the Oil-men, they ain’t working with the Oil-men. But what are they after?”
“Pella.” said Grumb, simply. Casp stared, the clapped both hands to his helmet.
“The old man’s her grandfather! The one that taught her all those songs she sings for us! It’s gotta be! Oh no, they think she’s inside! We gotta warn them!”
“Okay, Casp.” Grumb said agreeably, and he jumped.
Juren crouched at the edge of the hatch, listening to his granddaughter’s voice float up from within. He wore a scowl that shadowed his face, and he looked poised to jump over.
“It’s not her.” Edgeless said, quietly.
“I know that.” Juren snapped.
“It’s just a recording. She’s probably miles from here.”
“I know
that! But it means
“I know someone who might know where she is.” Edgeless said quietly. Juren turned to face him, a brow raising, and Edgeless indicated the restaurant below with a jerk of his chin. “Why don’t we go… ask them some questions?” His hand drifted to the pommel of his weapon.
Juren set his jaw, and stood. The Oil-men in the restaurant may or may not
know where
The two of them watched as the giant travelled down the jumble of metal struts, cleanly passing by the tumbling gears as he swung and dropped, swung and dropped from handhold to handhold. Jumping down the last ten feet, the giant’s boots crunched into the roof tiles, and Edgeless leveled his weapon warily. The giant wiped the oil from his hands and looked up with placid eyes. His voice rumbled like gravel.
“It’s a trap.”
Juren eyed the enormous man from foot to face, and his brows knitted. He gave a low whistle.
“The Oil-men sure have gotten bigger since I left.”
The giant’s massive head turned to regard Juren, and in a childishly hurt voice, he replied.
“I’m not the trap.”
“Well then, who are you, big fella?”
“His name’s Grumb! Please don’t hurt him, sir!” came a plaintive call from above. The three turned to look up into the Gearworks, where a scrawny, gangly man in coveralls was trying to climb down. Lacking the strength of his partner, his journey was taking considerably longer. Edgeless winced as the man’s foot slipped, and the pipe-rat found himself dangling by his arms. “I’ll… I’ll be right down! Just nobody do nothin, okay?” the man managed to hook his leg around a pipe, and he shimmied down cautiously, hopping over a few gears before finding a series of conduits he could safely use as a ladder. When the structure became too flimsy for his weight, he simply dropped into the waiting arms of the giant.
Grumb set Casp back on his shaking feet and gently brushed off some of the dust from his shoulders. Casp looked at the two men and wrung his hands in a carefully considered gesture of obeisance.
“I’m Casp, humble pipe-rat, at yer service. This guy’s Grumb, my partner. He’s a headstrong sort of fellow, don’t I know it, and I didn’t ‘spect him to jump to save – hey, you’re not a refiner at all!” Casp’s darting eyes fell on Edgeless’ baton, still held levelly at Grumb’s midriff.
“No, I’m not.”
“You’re one of them edgeless, aren’t you!”
“That’s what they call me.” Edgeless rumbled through gritted teeth. He let the baton drop a few inches. “We know it’s a trap, but thank you all the same.”
“Wha-… but-… how could you tell?”
Edgeless nodded his head to the corner of the rooftop, where a pile of tarps lay. Looking closer, Casp could see the tip of a boot protruding from underneath.
“A couple of Oil-men told us.” Edgeless said, wryly. Casp hissed, anxiously.
“You killed them?”
“No, no. They’ll merely wake up with headaches that made them wish they were.” Juren assured.
“They didn’t see us before we rendered them unconcious. As long as they can’t identify us to the Palace guard, we have no problems letting them live.” Edgeless said, pointedly. Casp gulped. The cruel length of metal the edgeless was holding looked no less dangerous than the traditional curved blades the refiners usually wore.
“Grumb here, see, he just thought you… you… you might be—“ he turned to Juren, bowing
slightly “—
“You’ve
seen
“She’s fine, she’s fine, please put me down!” Juren released Casp, who would have stumbled back over his own feet if Grumb hadn’t caught him by his collar. “When her restaurant was raided, Lady Reichardt-Brown took her in! She’s great, that ol’ gal. She ain’t never fired us, not even once.”
Edgeless cast a bemused look at Juren, who shrugged.
“Don’t look at me. I stopped being part of the nobility fifty years ago.”
“How do you know we can trust these two?”
Juren turned to Casp, who nodded encouragingly, his beady eyes pleading. Grumb simply offered an innocent smile. The steady drip of icy rainwater was making his old back ache, and he stretched slowly.
“It took us weeks to find out about this restaurant and its singer. We finally find it, coming so close, only to have her chased away by the Oil-men again. If you have any other ideas, I beg you to share them.”
Edgeless tensed, then grimaced, shouldering his baton. Casp let out a slow, whistling breath of relief, then clapped his hands together.
“We’re not far, if you can climb.”
The front door
creaked open and
“Casp, that
was either a stellar performance or the weakest of attempts. I hope for your sake you brought
“Ah, no
ma’am,” his voice wafted from around the corner, the faintest trace of a smirk
shaping the words, “but I think she’ll be happy with the find,
nonetheless.” Reichardt-Brown’s
lips pursed in disapproval.
“Grandfather?”
The old
man’s face split in a wide grin, and he kneeled as
“Oh,
“I didn’t either… I was so lost.” She whispered, barely feeling the strain of her voice.
The old man looked up, looking from Reichardt-Brown to Casp to Grumb, seeing the pipe-rats in a new light as they shuffled about a little awkwardly. Grumb had pulled out a dirty, tiny handkerchief and was dabbing his eyes ineffectually.
“You look pretty found to me.”
Reichardt-Brown cleared her throat, quietly making sure her voice wasn’t about to break. She caught Casp’s gaze, and nodded slowly.
“Good man.” she murmured, and the pipe-rat beamed.
The wine
and stories flowed throughout the lavish dinner Mercie
prepared for them, long into the evening.
The wine numbed her throat nicely, and so
Reichardt-Brown had managed to get a message to old Luzzem, who showed up wearing a tatty, old suit. He swore he was simply looking for an evening
away from his wife, since the Seashell Bistro was temporarily closed, but
It was late
when the dishes were finally cleared, and Casp, Grumb and Luzzem made their
slightly tipsy goodbyes. Reichardt-Brown had insisted
Juren,
“What did
they want from me, Grandpa?”
“I believe the Queen has gone over some of the older manuals we wrote, back when we tried to figure out how the Stringworks worked. We didn’t get far, so she probably has little to go on.” He frowned, thoughtfully.
“That Ollrick thug had Edgeless’ whistle. He seemed to think that was part of it.”
“Did he now?”
“She’s on the right track, then. We’d best move quickly.”
“So the whistle is part of it, after all?”
“No, no, it’s just the call whistle for Edgeless’ cycle.”
“I don’t
understand. What’s the key to the Stringworks, then?”
“Music, dear girl.”
“Oh.”
The smell
of frying bacon woke her, and
“—still think you could make it to the throne room without being seen. I—oh, hello dear.”
“Hello, ma’am. Who’s making it to the throne room?”
Juren cleared his throat, self-consciously.
“We’ve come up with a plan. We need to act quickly, as Casp says there’s less Oil-men guarding your bistro.”
Casp nodded, then winced at the ill-advised gesture.
“S’right. We figure they’re ‘bout to give up on that particular trap.”
“So what’s the plan, then?”
Edgeless set his jaw, both hands holding his mug of untouched coffee.
“Casp and Grumb are going to sneak you into the palace. You’ve been to the Stringworks, so you should be able to find your way back there. Your grandfather and I are going to hit the front doors, and keep the guards busy so they won’t be on the lookout for you. We’ll keep them on the move, and we should be able to buy you…” he cast a look at Juren, who held up two fingers, “…at least twenty minutes to get into the Stringworks. Once you’re in there, lock the door behind you.”
“What? That’s crazy! You’ll be killed!”
Juren smiled sadly.
“Don’t underestimate your ol’ grandpa, kid.”
“But I don’t know what I’m supposed to do in the Stringworks! Why can’t we come up with another plan that gets you in there?”
“I don’t
know how to run the Stringworks either,
“But… but…”
“
“All right, so what’s the first step in our plan?”
“
“You’re a pretty handy fellow with that wrench, or so the Lady Reichardt-Brown tells me. You know how to take apart a VT-2220 Landrambler two-seater?”
Casp twirled a ratchet around a finger and chuckled.
“Charger class or Heraldic class?”
“Cavalry.”
Casp set out a low whistle of appreciation.
“What’s wrong with it?”
“Engine’s mudded up some. Needs a complete breakdown.”
“No problem, I can rebuild it in an hour. All’s I need a place to take’r apart and put her back together.”
Edgeless raises his other eyebrow.
“What if you were to take it apart here, and put it together somewhere else?”
“I don’t—“ Casp began, then his eyes widened in comprehension. He smirked, rubbing a grimy finger under his nose. “I can do that for ya.”
Next